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An Old Wise Donkey

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

now thats what i call a smartass

What do you know, an ass can teach us all a life lesson. Go figure.

Smartass…omg lol

gingerteetas:

This deserves a million reblogs <3

I don’t usually reblog millitary stuff, but this is so beautiful. It’s one of the products of war that I never think about.

 this is a memorial to all the dogs who died helping us, humans. 

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The slit-mouth woman is an urban legend about a woman with a slit-mouth (meaning that the woman’s mouth is cut from ear-to-ear. She wears a white mask to cover her severed mouth.

Kuchisake-Onna appears in the streets of Japan, murdering mainly children with a pair of huge scissors. But before Kuchisake-Onna kills the victim, she asks him/her this question: “Am I pretty?”. If the victim answer yes, she will take off her mask, revealing her severed mouth,  and asks “How about now?”. This is the tricky part…….if you answer “no”, she will kill the victim. If you say “yes”, she will take her scissors, and cut the victim’s mouth, making him/her have a slit-mouth just like her, but Kuchisake-Onna may let you live. It is almost impossible to escape from Kuchisake-Onna, because she can move at super-human speeds.

But I said ALMOST impossible, so there are a few ways to escape:

1. If the you say that she looks normal, she will get confused, and you will have enough time to escape.

2. If the you ask if you’re pretty, she will also become confused, and she will leave.

3. This is the newest way to escape: if you tell her that you need or have to attend a previous engagement, she will pardon her manners and excuse herself from your presence.

How did Kuchisake-Onna got her mouth severed? Some say it was a accident. Others say it was a surgery gone wrong. Yet, other people say that Kuchisake-Onna is an escaped mental patient who was so demented that she cut her own mouth apart.

But the most popular legend/explanation was because her husband sliced her mouth a sword because she was cheating on him. After he attacked her, he yelled “Who’ll think you’re beautiful now?!” 
In the spring and summer of 1979, rumors started to spread throughout Japan about sightings of the Kuchisake-onna hunting down children. The story was spread like wildfire, causing many of Japan’s towns to become afraid of the Kuchisake-Onna. It even caused the police to increased their patrols and made schools send teachers to walk students home in groups.

scareh shit. dammet